Say, What Chu Looking At?

So get this. I’ve seen some crazy stuff at the office but this takes the cake.

Background : My building has three floors and a basement. Typically people take the freight elevator from the 2nd or 3rd floor to go to the 1st floor cafe. If someone gets on at the 3rd floor, there’s no reason to go anywhere else usually.

So I get on the elevator on the 2nd floor. I push the 1st floor. It goes up to the 3rd floor. I see a woman, she pauses for a moment like she’s uncertain what to do. I already know there’s a guy around the corner.

I quip, “Going Down” — which is plainly obvious anyway but it’s just automatic.

She pauses, gets on goes to the back, guy pauses, follows.   They don’t ask for me to push any other floor.   Door closes, I’m at the front facing the front, putzing on my phone. 

I hear a slight thump followed by some fairly unmistakable noises.   To top it off, I then hear some giggling and the woman muttering “ow…  laugh.. ow”

Doors open, I leave…  they don’t follow.  

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OH WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE TO HAVE HAD AEROSMITH ON MY PHONE TO PLAY OUTLOUD.  You know the song.   XD

So I will be the first to admit, I normally don’t care much for fashion shows. I’m very much a down to earth person when it comes to fashion, I like to see clothes that simply fit, flatter a person’s body, and are not seemingly designed for anyone who isn’t thinner than a popsicle stick.

That being said – using special effects to make clothing transform? Damned nifty. (Final dress in the fashion show is NSFW.)

Transforming Dresses | Fresh Creation

Alternate site for Video Link : Thanks to Gizmodo..

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Clearly, I have nothing interesting to say or post this week.

Oooooh: Honey Doll Has Touch Sensors, Moans, Has Fake Orgasms – Gizmodo  (NSFW)

So, in a move towards new heights of replacement lovemaking, Japan now has a real-doll like lovedoll that has sensors…  which will trigger an mp3 player.  The sounds that come with the doll can be replaced..

This opens up a whole new world of pranking if you found someone with this thing..  XD  But really — am I the only one who finds this a tiny bit creepy?

(This was, of course just an excuse for me to try out WordPress and their “one click” posting function.)