So get this. I’ve seen some crazy stuff at the office but this takes the cake.
Background : My building has three floors and a basement. Typically people take the freight elevator from the 2nd or 3rd floor to go to the 1st floor cafe. If someone gets on at the 3rd floor, there’s no reason to go anywhere else usually.
So I get on the elevator on the 2nd floor. I push the 1st floor. It goes up to the 3rd floor. I see a woman, she pauses for a moment like she’s uncertain what to do. I already know there’s a guy around the corner.
I quip, “Going Down” — which is plainly obvious anyway but it’s just automatic.
She pauses, gets on goes to the back, guy pauses, follows. They don’t ask for me to push any other floor. Door closes, I’m at the front facing the front, putzing on my phone.
I hear a slight thump followed by some fairly unmistakable noises. To top it off, I then hear some giggling and the woman muttering “ow… laugh.. ow”
Doors open, I leave… they don’t follow.
OH WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE TO HAVE HAD AEROSMITH ON MY PHONE TO PLAY OUTLOUD. You know the song. XD