Wow..  Okay see here’s the thing, I’ve always loved pocket lasers.  Who doesn’t?   The opportunity to build one out of an old DVD Burner (have one) that can fit in the pocket (usually have those too) that might actually scorch things? 

I am SO building this.   Of course, being the safety minded person I am I’ll try and find a way to lock it so dumbass pickpockets who play with my toys don’t BURN THEIR EYES OUT…