Archive for Humor
June 6, 2008 at 12:39 am · Filed under Photo Post, Gallery, Humor
I’m not Staring at your Chest!
Originally uploaded by Doc Stampede
Look, this was Amy’s shirt okay? I loved the artwork. I had to take a photo. I WAS NOT STARING AT HER CHEST.
Her chest was just a bonus. 
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New Flickr gallery for Mid-Week Eats photos - Enjoy!
April 16, 2008 at 2:12 pm · Filed under Humor, WTF??!, Rants
This is in direct reference to this post.
Adam P. Knave Smooth. Like gravel. - Crotch fire.
For reference, here is a simple GIF animation. Watch it. Examine it. Study it. You will be quizzed in a moment.
Now see, here’s my thought. If you are stupid enough to spray your own crotch with some sort of ignitable liquid, then set it on fire… You likely do NOT belong in the gene pool. This kid’s so called friends are actually doing humanity a service by practicing what I have taken to calling Active Darwinism.
Discuss. Maybe someone can help shed some light on why someone would ever do this to themselves.
April 15, 2008 at 1:08 pm · Filed under Humor, Dating, Rants, Life
A few random tidbits to entertain and dismay.
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Its an absolutely beautiful day here in the city. Blue sky, cool spring weather, the flowers are popping up everywhere.. A wonderful day to be indoors and feeling the full impact of this fully functional battle station allergy season.
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Tax season is near its end! Its April 15th, either you’ve paid up or you’re still working, but don’t worry the pain is almost over. Unless you’re one of the procrastinators that likes to file extensions. For you there’s still another 2-4 months or more of pain, suffering, anticipation and dread.
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TANSTAAFL. Unless you’re a rich trust fund baby. In you case, TSATAAFL.
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Fans of the female body, rejoice. With the warm weather the eye candy will be there for you to see. So will the eye poison, the hidden traps, bait, and the occasional slap in the face.
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Fans of the male body, rejoice. With the warm weather the eye candy will be there for you to see. Also appearing tonight will be plumber’s crack, hairy back, the wholf whistler and the occasional slap in the butt.
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I checked out my profile in one of the dating applications on Facebook. Being open to opportunity is good. This also means I’m open to the scathing power of the fully functional battle station internet. Out of 150 some odd screenings, I ranked zero in the “would date” category, ranking me in the lowest percentile of Facebook. Mmmmm, excellent confidence builder — i t brings to mind a classic quote… “why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We’re closed!”
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I slipped my spinal column back into place on my own this morning. This felt wonderful. …. …… I slipped my spinal column back into place on my own.
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I applied for a debt consolidation loan. If it passes, I may be able to look at moving by the end of the summer. If it fails, I’ll have slapped my credit rating back by half a year for nothing.
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The price of oil is at an all time high! However, the cost of walking remains the same!
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This is the end of the post. I’ve run out of beautiful dismaying thoughts.
You know this sounded like a fun post at the start, but I really did run out of things to say. Whoops.
April 8, 2008 at 9:21 am · Filed under Humor
This specific comic nails it perfectly.
Too Much Coffee Man - Comics
September 12, 2007 at 7:58 pm · Filed under Gadgets, Photo Post, Humor
I’m working with DAS KEYBOARD now. You may have heard of it. Version II of DAS KEYBOARD features a return to the old Focus style keys with tactile clicky mechanicals and gold plated contacts to ensure long life. But really, that isn’t why we get this keyboard. We get it because it really just FUCKS with anyone who isn’t worthy to touch your machine.
So far I’ve been fine, except for a few syllabobbles when trying to type my passwords.
Here.. Have a new “Inspirational” picture I took tonight in light of my new toy..
