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Time for the last home game of the year.
Saturday December 5th – from 5PM until whenever the last person standing is. Last game had people playing until 7am. (Eep!)
Usual low stakes game, but even at low stakes last game there was a $120 pot that fell. That’s no joke!
If you are interested and want details and an invite, shout out here. 
By request of one of the regular players, an impromptu game is being held this saturday evening. Usual low-stakes lunch money game.
If you want in, let me know.
First, a short summary. At Tuesday night’s local poker game I was running in top form, Lady Luck was with me, and I had opponents at the table willing to give me action. These are rare circumstances, and usually lead to very “healthy” results. In 3 hours I almost quadrupled my money. (I’ll leave you to do the math — the actual numbers are not really that important.)
I entered a severe slump in March that emptied my bankroll completely and severely shook my confidence, but over the last few games I’ve been rebuilding my game and instincts, and last night brought me back to full form. THE CHU IS BACK.
Details on several key hands under the cut (for you poker geeks. )
So got woken up by a phone call at 7:30A.M. Instead of hiking through possible thunderstorms, family decided they would go to Atlantic City.
We got there about noon, parked at Caesar’s. Walked down one way towards Showboat, toured the amusement parks. The family splits here, with some of us invading Trump Taj for free money, the kids and their uncle exploring the amusement parks and getting an addiction to go-karts, and me going off to see if I could make some money putzing around on slots. (The poker rooms were full up, I figured there was no way for me to get any gaming in..)
I putz away 20 bucks, the rest of the family get delayed and I find myself bored in Atlantic City with another hour to burn. (Usually a bad thing.) I walk back to Showboat, and get lucky enough to score a poker table (2/4 Limit), and make back some of my cash. This is a great table but I’d agreed to meet my family at 5:30, so I rush back after winning just a couple of hands.
Then the slot players turn out to be delayed AGAIN, leaving me to lounge outside the Taj.. Just to see a really tall fellow hanging out by the Amusement Park. Its Penn Jillette, completely casual, hanging out with his family. I leave them alone, as I often do with celebrities, as I figure they usually are just trying to have a nice day with their loved ones unbothered by the unwashed masses.
I wander over to the Tropicana, where we finally all link up, and snag a huge stomach busting dinner at Carmine’s. We stagger out of Carmine’s, and as we get to Caesars I muse about trying to snag free parking. The kids jump on this idea, figuring “HEY lets do the go karts again!” My uncle is all for this, as I think he’s getting addicted to.
… I go on Video Roulette, drop twenty trying to get free parking, then win it all back and ten more.
Finding myself with another 40 minutes I walk down to the poker room (following a very pretty white dress) and sit down at another 2/4 table. I PROMPTLY win sixty in the first hand with a river flush. (Classic limit scenario, had flush and straight draws, with a ton of callers before me, so I had to keep going..)
Later had KK and took another pot down, but bled away a little bit with blinds and broken draws. On my very last announced had, I land pocket fives, which improve to trip fives. Unfortunately, I have one person on a draw who rivers a straight and busts my fives. That’s OK — since I started at the table with a rivered draw to nail five people, its only fair for it to happen to me. I left the table still ahead by 37 dollars on a 60 dollar buy in.
After ups and downs I landed 42 dollars ahead, between dinner and other food my trip was basically paid for.
And I got the free parking.
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Postscript 1: On the way back we ran into traffic on the Garden State Parkway. We passed by near work, and found the cause. A horrific accident, looks like both sides of the road had been shut down, and there was a white SUV that skidded, flipped, landed upside down on the driver’s side ON the divider railing, and skidded some MORE on the railing itself.. Three fire trucks and two ambulances, one with their sattelite antenna raised, and about 15 people crowded around the truck. Thankfully, we did not see visible blood on the outside, but… Well, one hopes they get the guy out, cus it was clear the only way he was being removed was by cutting him out….
Postscript 2: Got home, got to my floor, and startled two women who were CLEARLY dressed to go out and impress. I was speechless. One of them (I think the one who lived on my floor) said an almost embarrassed “hello” — I think I responded likewise but I was still a little too brain broken to do much else. A pleasant “eep sorry almost ran you over” ending to the evening.
Postscript 3: Surprise, one more. I think I’m going to sleep in on my holiday day… But I’ll probably check on my parents.
Postscript 4: Last one, I swear. HOUSEWARMING IS IN LESS THAN A WEEK! WHEEEEE!
After an epic 9 hours of play, I’m pokered out but happy and ready for my next foray into Vegas.
End result, I spent 6 hours staring at a really cute woman from Wales who was serving our room, and almost busting out before making an epic comeback, leaving me 20 ahead after food and tips and stuff.
No, I didn’t get her number. I’m way too introverted for that. Poker details for you diehards after the cut.
The weekend needed to be longer. I spent much of it doing little chores, catching up on shows I haven’t watched since April of 2008, and installing WoW.
On a few things…
The Burrito Blade - Yes, you read that right. The Burrito Blade.
Things Wrong With Me – Because the MPD comes out somehow..
I’m back from Atlantic City and ScottoAlexKat-a-con. Happy birthday to all three! Much love to Elf, Jim, Geoff, Scott, Alex, and Kat for making it a fun weekend.
I’m still overheated, sunburned, exhausted, and probably sick with a sore throat of some sort.
Gambling was pretty ugly – A great video roulette run and a decent Craps run was offset by bad hammering at Video Roulette while trying to milk comps. As for Poker — after a bad misstep on my part due to a misread and distraction, my luck went completely and utterly sour. Even perfect play acknowledged by other players was rewarded with very bad river beats. The topper was being beated with quad 10′s in the last hand of poker I played, where I’d done the right actions but just ran up into an almost impossible set of odds. *sigh* — So yeah, card playing was very discouraging, and I’ll take a few months to work around the violent swing my play took.
Oh, and being on the shore and in the casinos – a good number of good looking women just to torture me in a shallow, visual, totally unsubtle way. I certainly didn’t mind seeing the eye candy, and I can certainly see myself being interested the looks of your stereotypical “Jersey Girl”.
However, if you’ve got “Aeropostale” written on the back of your hot-shorts and are busy talking about getting drunk as quickly as possible, I might never make it past the wringing neck feeling that might course through my fingers… You know, the one where your fingers just start twiching closed? yeah. ;P
Anyway, too tired to talk anymore, let alone post photos. A bunch of nice photos to post too… Just need time to sort through. Oy. -_-;; Now, to try and brace myself to survive 100 degree weather..