January 15, 2008 at 4:58 pm · Filed under News, Rants
WTKR NewsChannel 3: News, Weather and Traffic in Hampton Roads and North Carolina | Chesapeake Delegate Sponsors Nutty Bill
… Okay. So this guy wants to make it illegal to hang fake testicles to the back of Trucks or anything else.
What’s next? “We hereby order all animals with testicles hanging more than 1 inch away from their body to be immediately castrated. Your dog Bowser is OBSCENE! And furthermore, EVERY SINGLE ANIMAL IN THE ZOO IS OBSCENE! Stop that monkeys! Chop the balls off of that damned elephant! Oh MY GOD THE HORSES! THE HORSES!!!!!”
…. Some days, I hate living in this country. Too many uptight puritan fools with absolutely nothing better to do.
September 14, 2007 at 2:36 pm · Filed under News, Jibber Jabber
Police: Simpson questioned in alleged theft - CNN.com
Okay, see I really couldn’t give two shits about Simpson and this alleged theft. Holy fuck you’d think that Simpson was important, he’s all over CNN.
What I want to mention, along with five million other news bloggers doing the same thing right now, is what I overheard the police spokesperson saying… See, he ended his public statement with a comment that was meant to talk about how the police were committed to being fair etc etc despite this being OJ Simpson…
Instead what he said was, “We are committed to providing a thorough, biased….. investigation. ” Even the newscaster says, “I think he meant to say unbiased..”
Paging Freud, hello Freud we’ve got a client for you..
