A few random tidbits to entertain and dismay.

• Its an absolutely beautiful day here in the city.   Blue sky, cool spring weather, the flowers are popping up everywhere..   A wonderful day to be indoors and feeling the full impact of this fully functional battle station allergy season.
• Tax season is near its end!  Its April 15th, either you’ve paid up or you’re still working, but don’t worry the pain is almost over.   Unless you’re one of the procrastinators that likes to file extensions.  For you there’s still another 2-4 months or more of pain, suffering, anticipation and dread. 
• TANSTAAFL.   Unless you’re a rich trust fund baby.  In you case, TSATAAFL.
• Fans of the female body, rejoice.  With the warm weather the eye candy will be there for you to see.  So will the eye poison, the hidden traps, bait, and the occasional slap in the face.
• Fans of the male body, rejoice.  With the warm weather the eye candy will be there for you to see.  Also appearing tonight will be plumber’s crack, hairy back, the wholf whistler and the occasional slap in the butt.
• I checked out my profile in one of the dating applications on Facebook.  Being open to opportunity is good.  This also means I’m open to the scathing power of the fully functional battle station internet. Out of 150 some odd screenings, I ranked zero in the “would date” category, ranking me in the lowest percentile of Facebook.  Mmmmm, excellent confidence builder — i t brings to mind a classic quote… “why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We’re closed!”
• I slipped my spinal column back into place on my own this morning.  This felt wonderful.  …. ……  I slipped my spinal column back into place on my own.
• I applied for a debt consolidation loan.  If it passes, I may be able to look at moving by the end of the summer.  If it fails, I’ll have slapped my credit rating back by half a year for nothing.
• The price of oil is at an all time high!  However, the cost of walking remains the same!
• This is the end of the post.   I’ve run out of beautiful dismaying thoughts.

You know this sounded like a fun post at the start, but I really did run out of things to say.  Whoops.