A Post from the Wandering Doc
Wow! My flight to memphis was cancelled!
But now a seat has opened up on the crack ass early flight from Chicago direct!
Or am I in Orlando? I’ll post again when I get to Hong Kong! .
Archive for January, 2008
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So delays are so common the city of chicago has permanent cots in the secure part of the airport. Ai ya.
A Post from the Wandering Doc
So, after a 2 hour delay, I got to Chicago. There, the mindless voice on the phone tells me the earliest flight they could possibly get me would be 9:30pm. Yes, PM. This time my patience popped and I practically blast this guy to kingdom come.
I find a LIVE person and the kind woman finds me a wierd connection.. So I will be flying first to Memphis. At 6 in the morning.
I’m gonna see Elvis no matter what aren’t I? .
A Post from the Wandering Doc
Well, my trip is starting off in a wonderful way. Rippling air traffic delays have delayed my departing flight, but those same delays have cleared at my connecting flight so THAT is leaving on time.
Which leaves me in Chicago. Reinacting “the terminal” until 7am.
This is great. .
I’m outta here!
I am headed to Vegas! Will be gone for four days! Will try and take pictures! Bye!
Chesapeake Delegate Moves to Castrate your Trucks!
… Okay. So this guy wants to make it illegal to hang fake testicles to the back of Trucks or anything else.
What’s next? “We hereby order all animals with testicles hanging more than 1 inch away from their body to be immediately castrated. Your dog Bowser is OBSCENE! And furthermore, EVERY SINGLE ANIMAL IN THE ZOO IS OBSCENE! Stop that monkeys! Chop the balls off of that damned elephant! Oh MY GOD THE HORSES! THE HORSES!!!!!”
…. Some days, I hate living in this country. Too many uptight puritan fools with absolutely nothing better to do.
Photo Post : I’ve got rockets in my pocket..
I’ve got rockets in my pockets and I’m really happy to see those fish! 
I leave for Vegas in three days, for the first full out vacation in two years. Needless to say I’m barely able to stay at work today. *twitch*
Photo Post : CSI Bait
Chambers Street Subway station — being down here when its empty makes you feel like you’re about to become the next CSI or Law and Order episode. XD
…GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY, I’m BETTER!
Holy fuckshit, against all odds I feel better! I’m not in full heath but I feel better! Yay! *Goes to dance* *wears out* *falls over*
Anyhow, this means tonight is on. People, call me if you’re coming so I know. I will be out of my afternoon obligations hopefully by 6pm or so. Bring stuff to plug into 40′ TV for shits and giggles if you want. 
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Times square - i know who that is supposed to be but it just looks obscene at first glance!
