Wow! My flight to memphis was cancelled!
But now a seat has opened up on the crack ass early flight from Chicago direct!
Or am I in Orlando? I’ll post again when I get to Hong Kong! .
So delays are so common the city of chicago has permanent cots in the secure part of the airport. Ai ya.
So, after a 2 hour delay, I got to Chicago. There, the mindless voice on the phone tells me the earliest flight they could possibly get me would be 9:30pm. Yes, PM. This time my patience popped and I practically blast this guy to kingdom come.
I find a LIVE person and the kind woman finds me a wierd connection.. So I will be flying first to Memphis. At 6 in the morning.
I’m gonna see Elvis no matter what aren’t I? .
