Monster spider web spun in Texas - CNN.com

So, a dense white spider web that spans over 200 yards? One that has caught so many mosquitos that the shrieking is audible? *violent shudder*

Psst.. Anyone want to go geocaching at night in Texas? Walking along, minding your own business, you turn your head and *SPLAT* “Spider..”

Oh as I really should say, SPIIIDAHHH…